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12 cosas para no aburrirse en el supermercado 2007-02-11

1. Consigue 24 cajas de condones y colócalas al azar en los carros de la gente cuando no miren.

2. Programa todos los despertadores de la sección hogar para que suenen en intervalos de 5 minutos.

3. Haz un rastro de zumo de tomate en el suelo camino de los servicios.

4. Acércate a un empleado y dile en tono serio: “código 3 en hogar” y observa la reacción.

5. Monta una tienda de campaña en el departamento de camping y diles al resto de los
compradores que solo les invitas si traen almohadas del departamento de camas.

6. Cuando se te acerque una dependienta y te pregunte si te puede ayudar, empieza a llorar y pregunta:
¿por qué no me podéis dejar en paz?

7. Mira fijamente a la cámara de seguridad y utilízala de espejo mientras pescas en tu nariz.

8. Mientras miras pistolas/cuchillos pregúntale a la dependienta si sabe donde están los anti-depresivos.

9. Anda por el supermercado de forma sospechosa mientras tarareas en alto la música de misión imposible.

10. Escóndete en los percheros y cuando la gente este echando un vistazo grita “fóllame, fóllame”.

11. Cuando haya un aviso por megafonía ponte en posición fetal mientras dices “otra vez las voces”.

12. Metete en un probador y grita muy alto: eh, no hay papel !!!!

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De: Anónima Fecha: 2007-02-12 23:01

XDDD

Mi compañera de blog ha escrito un post sobre como catalogar a los hombres que compran en el supermercado pero creo que no ha tenido en cuenta la posibilidad de encontrarse a alguno que vaya al supermercado para no aburrirse...



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